About the Author

(submitted by Mr. Lupwa's psychoanalyst, Dr. Wednesday at Five Thirty-Two)

Once thought to be able to accelerate the combustion of methane gas, Borgness Lupwa was the surprise by-product of an experiment to produce an oatmeal-scented aftershave lotion. Mr. Lupwa learned several things at an early age, such as digestion, repetition, and acne. Unfortunately, he never really developed a talent for breathing. A team of experts deemed him unsuitable for inhabitation, and Mr. Lupwa was quickly abandoned.

Mr. Lupwa's emptied-out frame has, in the past few years, been employed to write computer code.

Here is a recent photo: